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Tuesday, October 29, 2013

911 emergency number active in Lagos?


 

I’m cheered this morning by the experience of a colleague yesterday in Lagos. Area boys seeking to collect ‘rent’ (owo ile) from the owner of a 20 feet container unleashed terror on their Ketu neighbourhood, maiming people and vandalising parked vehicles.

In the heat of the mayhem, he couldn’t remember any emergency number other than the 911 ingrained in his brain from watching American films, and he dialled it just for the sheer hell of it.

Surprisingly, a dispatcher picked it, got the particulars of the area, including the nearest bus stop, promised that the nearest police station would be contacted immediately and, wait for this, thanked him for remembering to dial 911. About an hour later, the police stepped in to rein in the miscreants and restore order.

Forget that it took roughly an hour for the police to arrive, enough time for many lives to have been lost; but the interesting thing to me is he dialled 911 and anybody picked it at all here in Nigeria.

That number has not been listed anywhere in Nigeria as an emergency number to the best of my knowledge. I was in so much disbelief that I asked him to show me his call log, and there it was.

I know of 767 and 112 for Lagos and recall that another colleague experienced a fire incident years ago and dialled 112 and nothing happened. The call was picked but there was no emergency response. Even though the Alausa Fire Station was just about four minutes away to their residence, they very wisely continued to battle the fire themselves till they triumphed.  

Another interesting part of this 911 story is that the call was not billed. My colleague said he checked his balance after the roughly five minutes’ call and it remained the same. Is that cool or what?

I’m keen to know who is behind this 911 number thingy. Is it the much awaited national emergency number project that has gulped billions is yet to fly or is this the baby of Lagos State government?

Kudos to whoever is behind this. At least we are getting somewhere.

Security is the job of everybody, not the armed forces alone. The major hindrance to the war against terror in Nigeria is that the government thinks the armed forces alone can win it. Nowhere in the world is such a war won without the collaboration of the public.

When people are able to give information instantaneously, conveniently and without worrying about depletion of their phone airtime, we will begin to record giant strides against all forms of criminality in Nigeria. 

Additional info

Readers on Facebook and other platforms have confirmed that this 911 is actually working in Lagos. You may wish to save it and put it on speed-dial on your phone. You may never know when you will need it.

I may post some of the feedback from the other platforms later.

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Monday, October 28, 2013

Oduah-gate: More rot revealed


Nigeria we hail thee!

According to Thisday this morning, Contract papers with Coscharis Motors listed the two armoured cars as costing N225 million on the Goods Received Note dated August 14. However, on NCAA’s side, the sum of N255 million was approved.  A whopping N30 million no get fixed address o!

Thursday, October 24, 2013

It's not a fair world!

Princess Stella Oduah

It is not a fair world, people.

I recall today how a world class professor and renowned paediatrician was disgraced out of office as Health Minister in 2008 because her ministry shared unspent part of their 2007 budget as bonus.
The moment the news filtered out, the late President Umaru Yar'Adua ordered EFCC to arrest and investigate her.  She and her deputy were relieved of their posts three weeks later upon conclusion of investigations. All senior members of the ministry from the Perm. Sec down were suspended pending full investigation.

The minister was later arraigned in court like a common criminal, {over what?}. Imagine the shame. I personally felt for the woman who was described by some analysts as a victim of political naivety.

Fast forward to Oduah-gate. Another female minister is accused of corruption. For the first two weeks or so, President Jonathan Goodluck pretended not to know what was going on.
When the noise became deafening, he set up a committee to investigate, while the woman jets out to Israel to be by his side as he signs some docs. EFCC has not been disbanded o.  Of course, we realise that GEJ needs to allow EFCC to focus on chasing down and visiting cruel justice on corrupt landlords and tenants in every nook and cranny of Nigeria at this point in time!

And they say GEJ is not a joke!  

I told you so!

President Goodluck Jonathan
 
To my beautiful friends who had faith in GEJ’s national confab, I hate to tell you this, but I will tell you nonetheless: ‘I told you so!’

Oga Jona has come out to say that the recommendations of the Confab will be subject to the approval of the NASS.
 
In essence, if the Confab looks at the profligacy at the NASS and decides to give its members a take-it-or-leave-it salary of N250k per month and ...no other allowance, this and other recommendations will then be passed on to Fat Cat Aminu Tambuwal and Super Fat Cat David Mark, and their colleagues at the NASS.
 
They will then critically look at these recommendations and graciously and unanimously approve them without any reservations because they have miraculously met with God on the way to Damascus and are now born again!
He he he he!

Monday, October 14, 2013

Losing souls for Christ!

 
Xtian wristbands

Colourful, plastic Christian wristbands worn these days by Christians, old and young, esp. of the RCCG fold are becoming more acceptable especially in the urban centres. It is originally a good idea. It enables people identify publicly with their faith and possibly win a soul or two for Christ.

I understand people have given testimonies at the Redemption Camp as to how the bracelets were used as a reinforcer  of faith in challenging times and they overcame. It’s all very good.

However, of late, I’m wondering if the bracelets are a bright idea after all. Two quick incidents:

Less than a month ago, I was at The Guardian to see someone. Parking space was a problem, as usual, so I waited for a while until a man was ready to go out. I positioned myself to take his space. The gentleman was however having difficulties driving out, so the guards asked me to move further away to let him through. The moment he drove out and I was backing to enter the space, a lady who was just coming rushed in, and tried to enter, but the guards blocked her way and explained to her somebody else had been waiting for the space.

From where I sat, I was hearing her noise, asking the guards to move away as she was determined to take the space whatever they said. After holding out a little more, the guards gave in to her because she practically made it impossible for everyone else to move in or out and had some part of her car on the road. The guards appealed to me to let her go in and promised to look for another space for me. Lucky for me, somebody else moved out and I parked.

At the reception, I saw the lady, signing the visitor’s register, and prominently on her left hand was the colourful Christian wristband. Were I not a Christian, what would I have thought?

Some two weeks ago, I was at LASUTH when a patient who had been long in a ward was discussing with a new arrival and said: “All the nurses in this ward are really nice, except two. In no time, the two nurses she referenced showed up for their duties. In a few hours they had claimed their title of being the most unfeeling, most impersonal and rude nurses in the ward.

By some weird coincidence, they each wore a plastic bracelet which had Christian messages emblazoned on them.

Lest you jump to conclusions, it was all very simply a coincidence.  This is not about RCCG or any church. But the point is, people who elect to publicly advertise God need to be extra careful the way they conduct themselves in public. What many of them end up doing unknowingly is demarketing the faith they are so very willing to publicly profess . It’s just like when you have a Winner’s sticker on your windscreen and you are driving like a maniac, running people off the road and giving them fuck you sign when they complain. You are not winning souls. You are losing them.

Thursday, October 10, 2013

Cleveland kidnapper died while seeking sexual satisfaction



Ariel Castro
Ever heard of auto-erotic asphyxiation? I didn’t think you had.

Well, apparently in the western world, there are some people who achieve sexual satisfaction from briefly choking themselves into unconsciousness. They later come round and resume their daily activities as if nothing has happened.

Latest indications, according to Daily Mail, are that the Cleveland kidnapper Ariel Castro did not willingly kill himself. In the absence of a woman, he was merely trying to amuse himself before things went fatally wrong.

A report from the Ohio Department of Rehabilitation and Correction says Castro's pants and underwear were pulled down to his ankles when he was found.

It also says Castro did not leave a suicide note and 'multiple levels of assessment' did not find tendency toward suicide.

When you think you have heard it all, something else pops up. There is no end to the disorders that afflict these ‘oyinbos’, sha.

In our part of the world, when is any choking, it usually involves an enemy, and it is not so that the enemy would be sexually stimulated. It is usually so that the enemy will be dead!

Tuesday, October 08, 2013

Fear of flying in Nigeria


The gentleman who sat by my side on an Arik flight from Abuja to Lagos  on Monday registered himself with me as a grouchy old man.

He would not respond to greetings. Even when I offered to help him reach up to the baggage hold to keep his suit holder (he is short), he just looked at me as if I was not there, and continued to struggle. I concluded he was a frustrated fellow and left him alone.

For the entire flight he looked like one fed up with life, even though he accepted the inflight snack and ate it with aplomb.

The moment our flight touched down, this same gentleman turned to me and shared a joke, smiling broadly. I had to look around to be sure I was the one he was talking to. I was.

I took another look at this man, and he was literally lit up with smiles all over. Then, it hit me. He had nothing against me. His grouchy behaviour of the previous 40 minutes was his own way of dealing with the terror of flying in a Nigerian commercial plane post Associated Airlines crash.

Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Blackerry Agrees to $4.7 Billion Buyout from Major Shareholder


Oh dear! Blackberry top guns could not pull the company out of the woods. They are selling it to a shareholder. Fairfax Financial Holdings, which has the largest share in the company has made an offer and is seeking to take it private in a deal that values the smartphone manufacturer at just US$4.7 billion -- a far cry from its peak in 2009 when the company was worth US$84 billion. How art the mighty fallen!

BlackBerry confirmed the deal. The directors of the company are recommending the offer.

The consortium is offering US$9 per share to buy the company - a premium on the share price earlier today, but below the average of US$10.60 per share the company was trading at before it announced last week's billion dollar loss and 4,500 redundancies.

At the end of the second quarter, Blackberry had around US$2.6 billion in cash and equivalents in the bank -- so the net cost to the buyers of the company comes in at just US$2.1 billion.

Fairfax, which owns approximately 10 percent of BlackBerry's shares, intends to contribute its stake into the transaction.

Prem Watsa, Chairman and CEO of Fairfax, said: "We believe this transaction will open an exciting new private chapter for BlackBerry, its customers, carriers and employees. We can deliver immediate value to shareholders, while we continue the execution of a long-term strategy in a private company with a focus on delivering superior and secure enterprise solutions to BlackBerry customers around the world."

The due diligence on the company is expected to be completed in early November, and the company is free to seek out competing offers from other buyers. Considering the patent pool owned by the company, and its large BBM consumer base, other handset and service providers may be keen to launch a hostile counter bid.

Wednesday, September 18, 2013

BlackBerry Introduces the New BlackBerry Z30 Smartphone

Blackberry Z30
For all of you gadgets gatherers, a new toy is in town: BlackBerry Z30, which the company says is its fastest ever model.

Featuring BlackBerry 10 OS version 10.2, the new smartphone comes with a 5" display and the largest battery yet on a BlackBerry smartphone.

"The new BlackBerry Z30 smartphone builds on the solid foundation and engaging user experience of the BlackBerry 10 platform with features like the powerful BlackBerry Hub, its exceptional touchscreen keyboard and industry leading browser," said Carlo Chiarello, Executive Vice President for Products at BlackBerry.

The hardware comes with a 1.7 GHz processor with quadcore graphics and new antenna technology that dynamically tunes reception to give users better connectivity in low signal areas.

The BlackBerry Z30 smartphone will roll out from select carriers and retailers around the world beginning next week in the UK and Middle East, and all other regions going into the holiday season. Specific pricing and availability will be announced by partners at the time of their respective launches.

Subject to mobile network approvals, BlackBerry OS version 10.2 is expected to be available beginning mid-October.

 

How transparent are we, really?


Just saw a vacancy advert for a driver at the British Council. Employer's expectations were clearly spelt out and what the would-be employee would be entitled to from salary to working hours and deductible tax were spelt out. With that level of transparency, there'll be no surprise for either party. Plus the recruitment process is not complicated by people who already enjoy far more enhanced conditions of service with their current employers, but are blindly fighting to get what they don't need.

In Nigeria, many blindly fight for a post and displace people who genuinely need it only to receive letters of appointment with offers far below what they are enjoying with their subsisting employers. Why do we do that stupid thing?

Why is it that Nigerian employers advertise vacancies full of their own expectations and not a word of what the employee should expect? In some societies you cannot advertise a position without stating the starting basic salary range. You cannot advertise a product without putting its price, even if it is asking price.

What's wrong with us? Is this to do with some intrinsic deviousness in us or some inherent tendency of a typical Nigerian to cheat, short-change or 419 his fellow men and women? Isn’t this some form of corruption we fail to recognise? Can we as a country be a little more transparent and fair to ourselves?

Thursday, August 01, 2013

How my mother sold my baby


The suspects. Inset: baby and mother. Credit: Punch
 Seventeen-year-old Blessing Godspower,  on Wednesday narrated how her mother sold her (Godspower) eight-month-old baby.

The mother, Onyinyechi Nwabueze, 38, was paraded by the police at the  ‘A’ Division of the Plateau State Police Command.

Policemen from the division, led by the Divisional Police Officer, Mr. Victor Dimkpa, a Chief Superintendent of Police, had rescued the baby, Chiamaka, in Awka, the Anambra State capital.

The story was exclusively reported by PUNCH Metro on Friday.

Blessing, who was staying with her mother at Rukuba Road area of Jos North, was allegedly put in the family way by her boyfriend.

After Chiamaka was delivered, Godspower’s mother, who was not comfortable with the development, allegedly decided to get rid of the baby.

According to Blessing, on July 19, her mother sent her on a phony errand in order to effect the “diabolical” act.

She said, “My mother sent me on an errand, but when I came back I asked for my baby and my mother asked, ‘which baby?’ She feigned ignorance and at that point I started crying and reported the incident to the Police.”

Police Commissioner, Mr. Chris Olakpe said, “After the mother sent her daughter away, she (Nwabueze) stopped a tricycle and took the baby to the first receiver, one Eucharia Anyaegbu. Anyaegbu transferred the baby to the second receiver, Rita Maduako, who finally sold the baby to 53-year-old unmarried woman, Grace Nnadozie.”

Nnadozie, however, told our correspondent that after she applied to an orphanage home for a child without any result for the past two years, she sought Anyaegbu’s help.

She said  she gave N500,000 to Anyaegbu for the baby. Anyaegbu gave N350, 000 to Maduako.  Maduako was to give N200,000 to the baby’s grandmother.

 
But Nwabueze denied that she sold the baby.  She said her daughter was very wayward, so she decided to give the baby out to somebody else who would take proper care of her.

She said, “How can I sell my granddaughter. My daughter is not capable of taking care of the baby and I decided to give her to somebody who will take proper care of her.”

Nwabueze explained that she lost her husband in 2007 and since then, she and the six children she had with him, had been finding things difficult.
 
 

Wednesday, July 31, 2013

‘Ikpoki's appointment, triumph for MTN's talent development programme’


Ikpoki

Leading ICT company in Nigeria, MTN, has said that the appointment of Michael Ikpoki as the first Nigerian CEO of the company demonstrates the strength of MTN's talent development programme.

An experienced lawyer, seasoned business executive and golf enthusiast, Ikpoki was until his recent appointment, the Chief Executive Officer (CEO) of MTN Ghana. He replaces Brett Goschen, who takes on the role of MTN Group Chief Financial Officer and Executive Director on the Group Board.

Akinwale Goodluck, Corporate Services Executive, MTN Nigeria, stated that “Michael Ikpoki’s appointment lends credence to the company’s principle of building local talent and underscores the strength of our leadership development strategy and leadership succession pool.”

According to him, “This is indeed a strong reflection of the MTN talent management creed; Management’s commitment to it and the quality and abundance of talent in MTN Nigeria, having regard to the status of MTN Nigeria as the biggest operating company within the MTN Group.”

Goodluck revealed that the new CEO started his career in telecoms with the Nigerian Communications Commission (NCC). After six years with the NCC, he joined MTN Nigeria as a Regulatory Advisor in 2001, rising steadily through the ranks and receiving the quality of training, capacity building and exposure that are inherent in the company’s employee value proposition.

 

Michael Ikpoki became General Manager, Regulatory Affairs in 2004. Two years later, in 2006, he was appointed General Manager, Sales and Distribution and in 2007, the Sales and Distribution Executive for MTN Nigeria.  His appointment as the Chief Executive Officer of MTN Ghana in April 2011 made him the First Nigerian in the MTN Group to attain this height.

 

He is however, not the only one.  Indeed, only a few months after Ikpoki was appointed CEO of MTN Ghana, another Nigerian, Karl Toriola, was also appointed CEO of MTN Cameroun.   

 

Several other Nigerians have since gone on to hold strategic positions across various MTN operations.

Monday, July 29, 2013

Nigeria: Dangerous country to be a mother


A pregnant woman
 

By John Awe
The Guardian, Thursday 25, July 2013

Bungee jumping is a crazy sport where people jump off cliffs and other lethal heights with ropes tied to their ankles. You would think that is insanely dangerous, right? Newsflash: bungee jumping is several times safer than delivering a baby in Nigeria! It’s not hearsay; it’s statistically established. There is one death for every 500,000 bungee jumps, whereas there is roughly 500 to 800 deaths for every 100,000 live births in Nigeria.

A few more grim facts to pour a bucket of cold water on Nigerian husbands tonight: 11, 600 women lost their lives during childbirth in the first three months of this year according to the Society of Gynaecology and Obstetrics of Nigeria. Last year the World Health Organization (WHO), United Nations Children's Fund (UNICEF) and United Nations Population Fund (UNFPA) reported that maternal mortality had been halved in the last 20 years in most regions of the world, but regretted that sub-Saharan Africa, led by Nigeria continued to lag behind.

In May, the United Kingdom's International Development Minister, Ms. Lynne Featherstone, on a visit to Nigeria announced that Nigeria currently accounts for 10 per cent of the world's maternal mortality. This news would absolutely scandalise us as a nation if we weren’t otherwise so busy seeing to the fertilisation of the surviving child-bearing female adults.

And these dreadful statistics are only from reported cases. How many more women die quietly of pregnancy-related complications in their homes, unregistered maternity centres, some dingy rooms of iya abiyes (local midwives) or even in some of the so called private clinics with poor equipment and poorer personnel all over the country? Many would argue, quite justifiably, that nearly as many as the reported maternal deaths go unreported across Nigeria. To provide some insight, WHO’s records for 2003 suggest that two-thirds of the births in Nigeria in that year occurred at home.

In the face of the horrible statistics, it takes the stoic fatalism of Nigerians to keep the maternities and neonatal clinics bustling with activities every day, all year round. To many, the statistics are distant and even unreal; just cold figures. But like the American journalist and author, Paul Brodeur, once famously remarked, statistics are human beings with the tears wiped off. These numbers actually represent needlessly wasted mothers, daughters, daughters-in-law, aunts and sisters of living people. They represent dashed hopes, destroyed destinies and deeply-seated sorrow and pain in many hearts scattered across the country.

To those whose relatives, neighbours, friends and colleagues have recently swelled these statistics, the import of Brodeur’s remark will ring home more stridently; as those who very nearly become part of the statistics themselves. Belonging to the latter category is one Mrs Cordelia Ifechukwude, whose story was reported in the media a couple of weeks ago. Ifechukwude had a protracted labour in a private hospital in Alakuko, a suburb of Lagos. The baby ultimately went into distress and none of the nurses on duty noticed. It ultimately died and the mother’s womb was infected. The lady was in the throes of death when her husband decided to rush her to Ayinke House, General Hospital, Ikeja, where her life was saved.

Ifechukwude’s case illustrates how very easily an otherwise healthy pregnant woman can lose the battle for life in many of the hospitals in Nigeria today. There is nobody ensuring that anyone who opens a hospital is qualified or equipped to do so. Long term hospital cleaners and auxiliary nurses have been known to open medical practices in Nigeria with no one to challenge them until they commit blue murder, literally. It is only then that there is a circus of government officials, medical authorities and policemen, threatening fire and brimstones on quacks.

Even where a doctor has the competence to open a private practice, shouldn’t there be a body to go round regularly to ensure that they have basic equipment and competent support medical personnel at all times? In Ifechukwude’s case, for instance, the hospital owner was said to be a qualified doctor, who had a regular employment elsewhere in Lagos, with the result that he was hardly available to monitor his patients. In his absence, the nurses held court, and some of them, according to Ifechukwude, were so crude that they believed assisted delivery entailed aggressively pressing the protruding belly of the mother to force the baby out.

Sad still is the fact that when there are cases of blatant medical malpractices against some of these hospitals there are no visible repercussions that others can learn from. Ifechukwude, for instance, alleged that she filed a petition with the medical council to no avail. The hospital was only in the news again after a fresh scandal was blown open by another patient. All these factors make private hospitals in Nigeria a dangerous gamble for women seeking to deliver babies.

The public hospitals are by far safer in Nigeria. For one thing, the chances of being delivered of a baby by an iron bender are quite remote. For another thing, even when you are unlucky to have an inexperienced house officer handling your case, there is always a roaming professor or senior consultant, with a dozen medical students in tow, who comes in at the nick of time to save the day.
 
Of course the public hospitals have their own problems. They are obviously underfunded, overstretched and over-burdened; probably the same reasons for which they tend to breed a rich specimen of impatient, grouchy, and nasty medical personnel. The nurses particularly treat the patients and their relatives as though they were some of the ailments the hospitals were set up to cure. And by some queer arrangements the nastiest of the nurses get sent to the neonatal wards. It would shock many to know that in this day and age pregnant women admitted for delivery still have to sit on straight-backed chairs overnight in the absence of bed-space in Lagos General Hospitals. They call it ‘sit-out’; their colleagues in other climes would no doubt call it shameful. But many women are opting to endure this and be alive to hold their babies than take a gamble with their lives in the practically unregulated private medical practice space in Nigeria.

How hard can it be for a government to supervise the quality of care being rendered to its citizens? How difficult is it for government to ensure that the public hospitals have the basic amenities to dispense care to the citizens? How difficult is it to set up a few world-class public hospitals that women in sub Saharan Africa can flock to for safe delivery of their babies? Why is it that no state governor has made a priority of having such a hospital till date? The Lagos State Government deserves some commendation for building new General Hospitals, but if pregnant women are still being turned back or having to sit-out for lack of bed space, it is clearly not doing enough.

Anyone who could have done something to prevent Nigeria from getting to this sorry pass has blood on his hands. So do all those who can do something now, but choose not to. It is a crying shame that a matador being ushered into an arena with an incensed 600kg bull stands a far better chance of emerging alive than a pregnant woman being wheeled into the labour room of a hospital in Nigeria.
- http://www.ngrguardiannews.com/index.php/columnist/128016-awe-dangerous-country-to-be-a-mother

Wednesday, July 24, 2013

MTN gets first Nigerian Chief Executive Officer

Michael Ikpoki, CEO, MTN Nigeria
 
Michael Ikpoki, currently the CEO of MTN Ghana has been named as the new Chief Executive Officer of MTN Nigeria.

Ikpoki replaces Brett Goschen, who took on the role of MTN Group Chief Financial Officer and Executive Financial Director on the Board on Monday.

Ikpoki was appointed CEO of MTN Ghana in April 2011 after successfully running MTN Nigeria’s Sales and Distribution channel as its Executive from 2006.

He joined MTN in 2001 as a Regulatory Advisor after a six-year stint with the Nigerian Communications Commission’s legal division.

A seasoned business executive, Michael is well read, with an academic profile that includes General Management Programme at Harvard Business School; Sales, from INSEAD Business School; Finance and Analytics, from Lagos Business School and LLB from Rivers State University of Science and Technology.

Other appointments announced by MTN Group today includeSerame Taukobong, erstwhile Chief Marketing Officer (CMO) of MTN SA, who is the new CEO of MTN Ghana. Brian Gouldie, Chief Customer Sales, Service and Distribution Officer at MTN SA, is the new CMO of MTN SA. Farhad Khan, Executive for the Group Enterprise Business Unit, takes over from Gouldie as Chief Customer Sales, Service and Distribution Officer at MTN SA. Philisiwe Sibiya, Executive in Group Finance, is the new Chief Financial Officer of MTN SA.

“MTN has a strong leadership bench strength. As part of its talent management and leadership development, MTN invests significantly towards building a sustainable supply of quality leaders. We are therefore pleased to make these announcements drawn from our leadership succession pool,” said MTN Group President and CEO, Sifiso Dabengwa.

All the appointments are with immediate effect

Nigeria is not this bad (Lol)

Commuters waiting for the tube in Xierqi Station, Beijing. When you see scenes like this you thank God for your life in Nigeria. Population can be a curse o! 

Monday, July 22, 2013

Journalists roast in the sun to report new baby

Journalists in front of St. Mary's, London


It an unfair world! These journos have been camping in front of St. Mary’s Hospital, London, awaiting the birth of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge’s first baby, since July 1.

The instruction from their bosses is simple: Don't miss anything relating to this baby under any condition. And so in the rain and sun, these professionals must be here until the baby is born.

But quite frankly, I think these oyinbos overdo things. Shouldn’t there be some teeny-weeny bit of privacy left for the parents-to-be? We know the mother-to-be has been admitted, and is in the first stages of labour. We know they opted for natural birth. We know the ward the mother-to-be is in, the names of her doctors etc?

Shouldn’t there be a limit to the standard of transparency the royal family should be held to? Can this happen in Africa?  Certainly not. Probably we wouldn’t even know the hospital until the baby is born, lest the association of ‘winch’ send delegates to go and join the crowd camping in front of the hospital!

Monday, July 15, 2013

My tweet is harmless, people!

 
I tweeted about the traffic logjam around the Central Mosque, Alausa on Friday to guide those planning to head in that direction. While the overwhelming majority appreciated the tweet for what it was, and retweeted it severally, a few others took offence and reacted on my TL.

 
I would like to keep the records straight. It was simply a tweet to guide others, and this is consistent with my long-held practice as I move around Lagos. The practical utility of the social networks, for me derives largely from the useful information, such as this, that users exchange with each other.

 
I do not qualify to judge anyone. As someone once said, if you were not nailed on the cross for their sake, you are probably not the right person to judge them!

Saturday, July 13, 2013

On Al Mustapha’s murder acquittal

Abdul, Kudirat, Al Mustapha

The statement by a son of the slain Kudirat Abiola, Abdul Abiola, referring to the judgement of the Appeal Court discharging Al Mustapha and co as a stab in his heart is one many who followed the case can relate to. I feel a sense of personal loss. If these gentlemen had nothing to do with the murder, who did?

I recall covering this case as a judicial reporter. I was in the court room when the earliest testimonies were given in court.

But it was clear from those early days of the trial that the prosecution was up against an unusual set of accused persons. They were determined to use all they had to beat the rap against them.

To begin with, as much as the prosecution tried, they simply could not get the case to proceed expeditiously. The defence inundated the court with preliminary objections. The competence of the charge was contested. Jurisdiction of the court was contested. Every ruling of the court was contested. There were frequent trips to the Court of Appeal to determine each of these challenges, while the case would be halted at the trial court in the interim. Then there were numerous adjournments.

When they could not have their way, they asked a judge to excuse himself from the trial because they lacked faith in him to be fair.

They came up against a tough judge in one Justice Alabi of the Lagos High Court, Igbosere then. He was determined to make progress in the case, and he did. It was in his court that Sgt Rogers gave the earliest testimony of the trial, detailing how he came to pull the trigger.

At some point, the defence asked Justice Alabi to excuse himself from the trial. Desperate to kick him out of the trial, Al Mustapha openly insulted the judge during one of the sittings. It was unprecedented. Many people in the court-room thought the heavens would fall.  The judge kept his cool. In the end, the accused got what they wanted. The judge excused himself from the case.

The problem with a delayed trial is that a series of things happen that may take the trial in a different direction than it would have normally have gone. The public baying for blood forgets. The aggrieved have adequate passage of time to move on with their lives. Even the witnesses begin to struggle with the exact order of occurrences and some minute details. They easily get confused under intense cross-examination, making nonsense of their credibility.

Whatever the case, it no longer matters. The accused are free. Only the Supreme Court can rule otherwise, if there is any fight left in the prosecution after this long exhaustive battle. But there is yet a judge who saw what happened and requires no witnesses to tell him how it happened. He will deliver his own judgement at his own time.


Wednesday, June 05, 2013

Cat caught smuggling mobile phones into prison

 
Credit: Press Service Of The Russian Federal Penitentiary Service For The Republic Of Komi
 

A cat has been trained to smuggle mobile phones into prisons, but was caught by prison officials during its latest visit.

The cat was caught on Friday while climbing the fence of a Penal Colony near the city of Syktyvkar, the capital of the northern Republic of Komi.
 
"Two packages were taped to the animal's back. When the packages were unwrapped, guards found objects prohibited in the penitentiary facility - two cell phones with batteries and chargers," the Republic of Komi penitentiary service department said in a statement posted on its website.
 
Cats are sometimes used by Russian inmates to deliver drugs, although this is thought to be the first time they have been caught smuggling phones into this particular prison.
 
The fate of the cat is unknown, the RIA news agency added.
 
On the web: RIA

Thursday, May 16, 2013

Where is our emergency number?



The Goodluck Jonathan government has stayed long enough to roll out a uniform, nationally known emergency number that people can call to provide hints to security operatives about potential security risks or report a crime.

I’ve said this on my Facebook wall many times before. Where the police and other security operatives achieve wonders, it is not juju they are using. They are tapping into the power of information. It is a collaboration of the public with the forces. The public in these countries are able to effortlessly provide information to the police by dialling a short-code that is known even by kids.

 If you hear a strange shooting or you sight a band of suspicious-looking people in your neighbourhood, you can easily call the number and a police man on patrol nearby is despatched to check things out. It may turn out to be nothing, or it may be serious. Where is our own short code for emergency? Where is the communication equipment for the police? How are the forces sharing information? Is there a central system for warehousing information on terrorism that is accessible online to the operatives of all the forces deployed to fight terrorism? These are issues that the govt should focus on. It is not enough to threaten to fish out terrorists. What are we doing to make that possible aside from barricading the streets?

Thursday, May 02, 2013

Galaxy S4 hits Nigerian stores tomorrow


Samsung Galaxy S4 on display at the press briefing in Lagos on Tuesday
 

 

Samsung Electronics has announced that it will be providing its customers in Nigeria and other pan-African countries with a 24-month “Accidental Damage from Handling” (ADH) warranty to cover screen and liquid damages to its new, flagship Galaxy S4 smartphone, at no extra charge.

 

A world first from the level of an original equipment manufacturer, the warranty includes two free repairs in the event of accidental damage to the screen of the device.

 

The Galaxy S4 will be on sale at Samsung stores and accredited dealers across Nigeria from Friday, May 3, 2013, ahead of its formal launch in Lagos on May 10. The company is currently partnering major telecommunication operators and service providers in the country via a pre-order service, in a drive to encourage consumers to be one of the first to own the sought after smartphone.

 

Speaking at a press briefing to announce the coming launch, Director, Hand Held Products, Samsung Electronics West Africa, Mr. Emmanouil Revmatas described the introduction of the warranty as a standard for the Galaxy S4, as part of Samsung’s commitment to providing its customers with innovative and impeccable after-sales services.

 

“At Samsung, we understand the unique needs of our customers and this is another value-added service we are introducing to provide them with comprehensive service assistance in the event of accidental handling damage to their devices. We are very excited to be the first mobile device manufacturer to come out with this level of service,” he said.

 

He added that Samsung Electronics will continue to provide value and long-term, sustainable support and service to its customers.

 

The ADH warranty will be incorporated into the existing 24-month standard factory warranty on the Galaxy S4. Customers can register their devices through Samsung’s e-Warranty service from their phones within the first 30 days of purchase. In the event of damage, registered customers will be able to take their device to an authorized Samsung Service Centre for repairs. The Service Centre will replace the screen or board free of charge. According to Samsung, this warranty will cover only screen and liquid damages. Customers will be limited to two incidents requiring repairs within a 24-month period.

 

Countries where Samsung’s ADH is currently available include Nigeria, South Africa, Namibia, Zambia, Kenya, Mauritius, Ghana, Uganda, Senegal, Cote d’Ivoire, Sudan, Angola, Tanzania, Botswana, Ethiopia and Mozambique.